Sometimes I lie awake worrying
Sometimes I lie awake worrying, what if I become the leader of an African nation? And after a few years, even though I've improved the quality of life for most of the citizens, people begin to resent me because rumors that some of the investments I've made on the side are making me rich?
What if there's a coup? What if I'm forced to leave the country? What if I try to take with me some of money I've made by completely legitimate means and all I need is someone in the United States or England to act as a proxy but they won't do it even though I offer them ten percent for their trouble?
Man, I'd be so pissed.