How did I miss this?

My show Monday was in Hastings Nebraska at Central Community College, but I didn't find out until after the show the campus was built on the site of a former naval ammunition depot, which everyone calls "The NAD."

The NAD? Come on! This is the kind of information a comedian needs before a show!

I know, I should have done my own research ahead of time, but I had a little trouble finding the place. The school was so out in the middle of nowhere the address on their website actually just says "Highway 6, Hastings, NE;" no street number, no crossroad, just a P.O. Box.

Too bad my rented smugglermobile doesn't have GPS. But I guess it couldn't, that's how the Feds get ya.