Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Happy Election Day

Well, I hope everyone out there is going to "rock the vote" or "vote or die" or whatever the kids are doing these days. I've been saying lately that I'll be glad when this is over but who knows if it really will be over soon after what happened in the last election.

If Kerry wins, I'm sure the Republican party will go after him as visciously as they went after Clinton. Let's face it, the Republican Party is just plain mean. I'm not saying republicans, just the people running the party, their pundits, their AM talk show guys. Mean, angry bunch of people who would shout down their own grandmothers at Thanksgiving dinner in order to keep her from making a point.

If Bush wins, well, we don't have to worry about the RNC going after the Dems, we can just look forward to four more years of stunning victories in Iraq, prudent energy policy crafted behind closed doors with the CEOs of oil companies, and a leader of the free world who has to pause every time he's about to pronounce a word with more than three syllables in it.

Seriously, listen to the man. "I think that's another one of those... exaggerations."

At any rate, have fun out there voting, kids.


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