Road to Afghanistan
Going to Afghanistan tomorrow.
Well, actually I'm going to Germany, I go to Afghanistan on Monday. I'll be performing for our servicemen and women at various and assorted bases throughout the country. No word yet on whether Bob Hope and Bing Crosby will be able to make it.
Things to remember to take:
concealer in case I wind up on some reporter's satellite phone
telephone numbers to all x-girlfriends for drunk/opium dialing
If I can get to a computer I'll post a hello or something, otherwise I'll see you cats in a couple of weeks.